Wednesday, 13 November 2013

Why my boobs are worth $1.6M Cossy

According to Nollywood actress, Cossy orjiakor, she has raised the worth of her boobs to a staggering $1.6m (N220,000,000). Currently, the massive mammary gland worths a whopping sum of $1.6million after going through insurance process with the Enhanced Silicon Incorporated company-responsible for insuring breasts of famous foreign celebrities into the deal. The company, which  insured the bosóms of Pamela Anderson and Dolly Parton.
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Reports have it that Cossy insured her massive boobs after a meeting with an American friend that facilitated the deal with the alleged American company. Cossy was quoted to have said, “I specifically asked for $1.6 million,The downside of the deal is that I may get dressed more often.’
Further information shows that there will be limits on how many men and women who would touch have the opportunity to feel or touch Cossy’s bósoms each month. Furthermore, the bósoms have all been given names and must now be treated as people in future movie roles, which means that Enhanced Silicon Inc. will determine how much a movie producer will pay each bosóm for an appearance in a movie.

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